jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

  • Me: i'm over my crush
  • Crush: hey
  • Me: nvm

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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teenssfromhell:

pro tip: don’t be my friend or else i will become annoyingly clingy and emotionally attached to you and you can’t escape ever

all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem